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  Why Is It Called A "KINGDOM" Hall?

  by Englishman in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  oxford reference dictionary: .

  kingdom n. 1. a territory or state ruled by a king or queen; a domain.

  2 , the most inclusive taxonomic category consisting of a number of phyla (in zoology) or divisions (in botany).. .

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Expatbrit,

  cheeses was laughing his silly little head off with that one.

  I read a post recently where someone referred to the halls as kingDUMB halls - liked that one too!

  cheeses - almost ready for bed.
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  What's more annoying - political or religious 'debate'?

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  from what i have noticed, is that both subjects, may well start out as logical debate but soon logic goes out the window and the 'debate' evolves into full blown argument.

  i realise they are both serious subjects, but really, some people need to lighten up a little with their outlook on life.

  life's too short (unless you're a jw.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  From what I have noticed, is that both subjects, may well start out as logical debate but soon logic goes out the window and the 'debate' evolves into full blown argument.

  I realise they are both serious subjects, but really, some people need to lighten up a little with their outlook on life. Life's too short (unless you're a JW)

  cheeses (of the-ones-who-believe-Bush-should-have-surrendered-while-he-had-a-chance-class)
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  I'll Pray for you. What's your feelings when someone says that to you?

  by El Kabong in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  for those of us who left organized religion, how does it make you feel when a xtian says they will pray for you because you don't believe the same as they do?

  personally, in my opinion, that is a very obnoxious statement, especially if i don't ask or want someone to pray for me.

  to me, that's saying that i am wrong and they are right, and they are praying to god that i will see things their way.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  I suggest that they should save their breath, or

  Don't waste your time praying for me.

  Unappreciative, you may say. Yes, perhaps. But at least I am being honest.

  cheeses - the mediator between gouda and manna
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  Jdub Jokes

  by gitasatsangha in

  1. social
  2. humour

  q: what do you get when you cross a jw with an octopus?.

  a: i don't know but it sure can clean homes for a living!.

  how to get rid of a jehovah's witness .

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  What have you got with a jaydub buried up to his neck in wet concrete?

  Not enough concrete.

  cheeses the comedian.
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  Was Jesus Schizophrenic?

  by StinkyPantz in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  schizophrenia's onset or manifestation usually occurs anywhere between late teens until early thirties/sometimes forties.

  the bible tells us very little about jesus' childhood but it gives us the impression that he did not know that he was "god" or "god's" son.

  when he was in his early thirties, he was baptised and it was then that he saw the truth.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Stinky,

  Watch your words girl, I'm not one to be mocked. Incidentally, I was schizophrenic when I was younger, but the doctors tell me that they have never seen anyone respond so well to intense chemical therapy and electro-shock treatment.

  I came away feeling like a new person (maybe not quite the right words, but you know what I mean.

  cheeses - the light of your life, and a soothing to your soul.
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  Have you experienced Satan?

  by Blueblades in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

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  recently i asked:have you experienced god?and many of you responded.the question was not intended to prove that god exists,or,doesn't.rather, what each persons own experience meant for them.. now,i thought that it would be only fair to ask:have you experienced satan?again not to prove that satan exists or dosen't.rather what each persons own experience meant for them.. maybe some have experienced both,god and satan at different times,or can you tell the difference?.

  blueblades

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Yes, actually we went away camping together once, for forty days I think it was - quite an entertaining personality. Though he does have delusions about universal domination. I referred him to my doctor. Doesn't seem to have helped though.

  cheeses - reflecting on old friendships.
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  Disussion with JWs re: ONE mediator

  by somebody in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i'm just posting this here for lurking jws to think about, and perhaps come foreward and explain their thoughts to us here on jwd.com

  2/1/98 wt page 17. .

  16 israel not only was a kingdom but also had an anointed priesthood.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  How many times do I have to tell some of you people. It's not Jesus, for Christs sake -

  The Greek word is spelled and pronounced cheeses c-h-e-e-s-e-s. Say it with me - cheeses.

  cheeses (in one of his more spritual moods)
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  How many DFed go back?

  by els in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my son just got a letter from my mother saying how glad she is that he didn't stay in the army.

  i told them a month ago that he didn't go to iraq cause he's still in school.

  i don't know how to do a link but i posted "phone call from my sister" on april 3rd.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  I have known of some that have returned twice - I mean, how masochistic must those people have been? Talk about gluttons for punishment. Mentally deficient would not be an accurate enough description.

  cheeses (just about to hit the sack)
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  I'm gonna have a Brazilian.......

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

  1. jw
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  vacation,.

  cheeses - in a state of sleep depravation.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Now that's a line of work I wish I had taken up - a bikini waxer. Plenty of opportunities opening up before you. Though I don't think it's a very male dominated profession.

  cheeses (honing his razor)
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  What's your best day of the week?

  by JH in

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  2. friends

  we always say the week end are the nicest days of the week, cause most of us are off.

  but other than that, what is your nicest day of the week and for what reason?

  i always liked mondays and wednesdays and fridays because there were no meetings on these days.. how about for partying, drinking and having fun, which night did you rather?

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Such a thought provoking and non-provocative question deserves an answer - but I just can't decide. They are all fairly appealing, and I don't think I could do without any of them.

  Oh, for cheeses sake, make up your mind.